Tuesday, December 25, 2007

War on Christmas

The War on Christmas is hopefully the war to end all wars. Our noble leader had this to say:

"We actually misnamed the War on Christmas. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Yuletide Greetings Who Happen to Use Secularism as a Weapon To Try To Remove The Christmas Spirit From The Free World."

Or at least something like that...

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